Hi There! My name's Tommy. I'm the chief skycap here at ChatCom's
Yakity-Yak W3 Airport.

For our regular members there's two other great chat rooms here in the W3 Airport:

See that cocktail lounge over there? That's the airport bar. Vera's the owner. She calls her place the "Two Low Lounge." Interesting gal, Vera. Sometimes she gets a little strange. If the subject of Elvis comes up while your in the lounge, I wouldn't try remindin' her that the "King of Rock and Roll" is long gone. Let me explain: Vera just got on-line and has quickly become one of them hopelessly hooked chataholics. Now, she swears she chatted with Elvis just the other night on AOL! Anyhow, if the subject of the King comes up, just say somethin' nice 'bout Elvis and make sure you give her a good tip.

Now, if you wanna see lots of action in here, then you need to go down that escalator over there to Fred's Lost Baggage Department. Man, you can't imagine how excited some folks can get over a few accidentally administratively misdirected bags.

But, it's a good thing we got Fred down there headin' up the baggage department 'cause that Fred is one smooth talker. I'm tellin' ya it's down right amazin' how he finds some of them bags! Just ask Fred's girl friend Rosie. She says that when Fred sets his mind to it there ain't no bag yet that he couldn't find. I don't know if it's really true or not, but Rosie told me Fred is still hangin' onto Jimmy Hoffa's bags. He figures Jimmy's gonna come lookin' for 'em again someday.
Well...sit back and relax. I hope you enjoy your visit and become one of our "regulars" here at the Yakity-Yak Airport!